Ask Miriam

This is a role play blog for Miriam of Batman the Animated Series. She is seen in the episode Baby Doll.)

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askmiriamofgotham:

"Well, you are my boss. If you want to ruin the surprise and give me a raise all in one go, that’s your business." She shrugged before smiling down at her.

"This year, you’re going to get a birthday party and you’re going to get it done right.” She said, determined. “If anyone so much as thinks about pushing your face into the cake, I’ll beat the snot out of them.” She said this while punching her palm.

"Speaking of cake, I’ll be making any flavor you want~ As for gifts, I managed to snag some of your old props online. I also got you a new sound box loaded with audience noises."

"I suppose it’s a good thing I’m telling you this now, as it’ll make it easier to invite guests and give them more time to prepare."

She put her hands on her hips. “How’s that for a birthday surprise?”

Baby Doll, whose mouth had been steadily falling wider and wider open as Miriam spoke, burst into a round of applause, squealing happily. No one had ever put that much effort into, well, anything for her, at least not without her demanding it.

"Oh, Miriams, youse’s the best!" She hugged the redhead’s legs, bouncing with excitement. 

"It’s gonnabe the best bir’sday evers!”

She’d had birthday parties before, small affairs usually filled with unwilling guests, since the first time she’d tried it. Always overrun with people who wanted to ruin it.

But if Miriam promised, no one would dare shove her face into the cake, or interrupt and throw her back in Arkham.

Miriam couldn’t help but giggle at Baby’s excitement. She knew how important birthdays had been to her in the past and she wanted to make this one perfect.

"I’ll make sure of it." She assured. "So, who do you want to invite?"

"Also, I was thinking we’d throw the party at Joshua’s place, since it’s bigger. He hasn’t come back yet, to my knowledge, and I still have the key. If he has come back, we’ll just tell him to beat it. How’s that sound?"

April 23, 2014 @ 2:44 AM 12 notes

hypoplasia-babydoll:

askmiriamofgotham:

hypoplasia-babydoll:

"If you tell me," the smaller woman coaxed, "I’ll give you a pay rise!" She couldn’t stand not knowing things, especially when it came to things for her.

Please, Miriams?” she pouted.

Miriam gave her a skeptical look. “You’d rather give me a raise than wait one more day?”

She ignored Miriam’s look and continued whining. “Because I wanna know nows!”

"Well, you are my boss. If you want to ruin the surprise and give me a raise all in one go, that’s your business." She shrugged before smiling down at her.

"This year, you’re going to get a birthday party and you’re going to get it done right.” She said, determined. “If anyone so much as thinks about pushing your face into the cake, I’ll beat the snot out of them.” She said this while punching her palm.

"Speaking of cake, I’ll be making any flavor you want~ As for gifts, I managed to snag some of your old props online. I also got you a new sound box loaded with audience noises."

"I suppose it’s a good thing I’m telling you this now, as it’ll make it easier to invite guests and give them more time to prepare."

She put her hands on her hips. “How’s that for a birthday surprise?”

April 22, 2014 @ 6:16 PM 12 notes

hypoplasia-babydoll:

askmiriamofgotham:

hypoplasia-babydoll:

"A special surprise?" Not just a surprise, but a special one. Baby Doll widened her eyes, looking eagerly up at Miriam. "Tell me!"

Miriam chuckled, standing back up. “Nope. Nuh-uh. No can do. No-sir-ee-bob.” She replied, turning her head with each syllable.

"You’ll just have to wait ‘til your birthday." She smirked down at her, knowing the wait must be killing her. She hoped her surprise would be worth it.

"If you tell me," the smaller woman coaxed, "I’ll give you a pay rise!" She couldn’t stand not knowing things, especially when it came to things for her.

Please, Miriams?” she pouted.

Miriam gave her a skeptical look. “You’d rather give me a raise than wait one more day?”

April 22, 2014 @ 3:39 AM 12 notes

askmiriamofgotham:

"If you don’t rest, you won’t heal."

hypoplasia-babydoll:

askmiriamofgotham:

hypoplasia-babydoll:

"How would you know?”

"Because I’ve been dealing with boo-boos a long time, Baby. You need to rest."

"I have things to do."

"What’s so important you can’t rest?"

April 22, 2014 @ 3:32 AM 4 notes

hypoplasia-babydoll:

askmiriamofgotham:

hypoplasia-babydoll:

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"Do you know what tomorrow is?"

"Of course I do." Miriam said with a smile. "You’ve been going on about it all week!" She said with a laugh. "And I’ve got a special surprise for you." She leaned down to lightly poke her nose.

"A special surprise?" Not just a surprise, but a special one. Baby Doll widened her eyes, looking eagerly up at Miriam. "Tell me!"

Miriam chuckled, standing back up. “Nope. Nuh-uh. No can do. No-sir-ee-bob.” She replied, turning her head with each syllable.

"You’ll just have to wait ‘til your birthday." She smirked down at her, knowing the wait must be killing her. She hoped her surprise would be worth it.

April 22, 2014 @ 3:31 AM 12 notes

askmiriamofgotham:

"If you don’t rest, you won’t heal."

hypoplasia-babydoll:

"How would you know?”

"Because I’ve been dealing with boo-boos a long time, Baby. You need to rest."

April 22, 2014 @ 3:22 AM 4 notes

hypoplasia-babydoll:

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"Do you know what tomorrow is?"

"Of course I do." Miriam said with a smile. "You’ve been going on about it all week!" She said with a laugh. "And I’ve got a special surprise for you." She leaned down to lightly poke her nose.

April 22, 2014 @ 3:19 AM 12 notes

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Reunited Baddies

hypoplasia-babydoll:

askmiriamofgotham:

"Yes. He left me alone for far too long. I’m glad that you’d forgive me for the same offense though." She smiled sheepishly.

Miriam frowned at her. “I won’t. Never again. Though…” She trailed off, glancing away before glancing back.

"I do have a new… ‘friend.’ He- He shouldn’t be any trouble though! He’s another bad guy, a hench, like me! Although…" She trailed off and glanced away again before looking back.

"We’re… more than friends, but not quite dating." She glanced away once more. She didn’t want to reveal her friends with benefits status, but Baby would need to know that they need alone time.

When she glanced back, her face had reddened.

"We’re going to need… private time… every so often."

"Oh, he was so mean, wasn’t hes? I’ll always forgive youse, Miriam.”

Baby’s understanding expression faded at Miriam’s next words; she narrowed her eyes at the other woman. Out with one and in with another, it seemed. Didn’t mean she had to like it.

"But Babys is still the most important, right?" she asked, wrapping her arms tight around Miriam’s neck, pouting again. It wasn’t really a question, more an order disguised as one. I’m the favourite, aren’t I? 

She was always desperate to be number one in the eyes of everyone around her.

"He won’t takes Baby’s place, wills he, Miriams?"

"I wouldn’t say mean, so much as neglectful."

She smiled at the forgiveness, but it faded with Baby’s next expression.She wasn’t so sure Baby was the most important. Sure, she cared for Baby Doll, but her and Jonny’s relationship was real. Though she had known Baby Doll for much longer. Even though she was unsure, she felt it was best to tell her what she wanted to hear.

"Of course you’re the most important. He won’t take your place. I care for Jonny in a different way.”

At least that much she knew was true.

April 19, 2014 @ 11:46 AM 8 notes

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"Jonny, Jon, Jonny, Jon, Jonny… Heeee… isn’t very smart because he worksss for Joker. He’s prob’ly gonna die, but I don’ wan’ ‘im to."

"Got hurt before. Needss to be more careful. I’ll be there to fix ‘im up… but he needs ta be more careful."

"He has a gun though, so that’s good. Heee keeps it aimed at his junk though. Not very smart. He’ss not very smart. Might blow it off one day an’ not be able to have sex anymore.

"He’ss cool though. He hass a cool car and he smokes and he drinks and does cool stuff. And- and he wears pink! Real men wear pink!"

"I like his hairrrr. It’s almost white like the ventri- the ventri- the v- … Wesker’s… heh heh… They shhhould talk to each other. Be white hair buddies. Jonny has more though…heh… a heh heh… I like to smooth it back and play with it…. Jonny’s hair, not Wesker’s."

"I like Jonny. He’ss my friend with benefits. I wanna be more though. So stay away from him! He’s miiiine."

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Little thing

"I like your bows~ I wear them too! See?" The young redhead turned her head to give a better view of the bows over her ponytails.

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