Ask Miriam

This is a role play blog for Miriam of Batman the Animated Series. She is seen in the episode Baby Doll.)

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Jervis hung up the phone and slowly sat up. You would think he would’ve learnt by now not to have so much Long-Island Tea. 

"Oh my head…" He groaned, rubbing the side of his head. "I need to sleep… no I need to clean. I have company coming."

Miriam hung up the phone as well. She wanted to rest, but then it occurred to her that she should probably make something nice for Jervis since he was inviting her to his home.

She got up with a bit of a groan and went to see what she could make. She decided to go simple, especially since she really didn’t want to go to the store right now. She went with chocolate chip cookies, though she’d be referring to them as biscuits around Jervis.

Jervis spent the whole morning cleaning up. While he usually keeps a fairly clean hideout he wanted to make sure that it was extra nice for his guest.

When the time for her to arrive grew closer he started to prepare the tea. He hoped she liked this flavor. If not he pretty much had every flavor under the sun.

Miriam eventually got the call telling her how to get to Jervis’ home. She decided to keep the small talk to a minimum until tea. That way they would have something to talk about. She hung up the phone, grabbed the cookies, and made her way out.

Some time later, she arrived at his home and knocked on the door.

July 24, 2014 @ 9:34 PM 10 notes

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"A-Alright," Jervis winced again. "I-I’ll text you the information to get to my home. W-We’ll have tea."

"That sounds delightful. Feel better. Bye now~"

Miriam was surprised he trusted her enough to invite her to his home. Maybe it was the hangover talking.

Jervis hung up the phone and slowly sat up. You would think he would’ve learnt by now not to have so much Long-Island Tea. 

"Oh my head…" He groaned, rubbing the side of his head. "I need to sleep… no I need to clean. I have company coming."

Miriam hung up the phone as well. She wanted to rest, but then it occurred to her that she should probably make something nice for Jervis since he was inviting her to his home.

She got up with a bit of a groan and went to see what she could make. She decided to go simple, especially since she really didn’t want to go to the store right now. She went with chocolate chip cookies, though she’d be referring to them as biscuits around Jervis.

July 24, 2014 @ 5:01 PM 10 notes

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"Th-The at sounds- ow." Jervis cringed then rubbed his sore temples. "L-Lovely."

Miriam cringed a little as she listened to Jervis. He seemed to be in quite a bit of pain. Best not to keep him. “I’m going to let you go now. Call me once the hangover’s gone, okay?”

"A-Alright," Jervis winced again. "I-I’ll text you the information to get to my home. W-We’ll have tea."

"That sounds delightful. Feel better. Bye now~"

Miriam was surprised he trusted her enough to invite her to his home. Maybe it was the hangover talking.

July 23, 2014 @ 9:11 PM 10 notes

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A low groan could be heard front the other end of the phone. Clearly the Hatter was in just as a sorry state as she was.

"M-Miriam?" He asked, feeling his head pounding as he spoke.

"Yes. It’s the woman from last night. Hungover, I take it? Drink plenty of water. Maybe take an aspirin. Listen, I wanted to apologize for last night. I don’t normally act like that. I was thinking maybe we could go somewhere, not drinking, and get to know each other better after the hangovers go away."

"Th-The at sounds- ow." Jervis cringed then rubbed his sore temples. "L-Lovely."

Miriam cringed a little as she listened to Jervis. He seemed to be in quite a bit of pain. Best not to keep him. “I’m going to let you go now. Call me once the hangover’s gone, okay?”

July 23, 2014 @ 8:49 PM 10 notes

Hangover

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Oog, what a headache. Miriam woke up from the bed she’d flopped onto last night with a thoroughly unpleasant hangover. She dragged herself out of bed, took some aspirin, and drank some water. She didn’t have anywhere to be today, so she didn’t bother getting ready for the day. Instead she tried to recover from the hangover.

Time passed and the symptoms were beginning to lessen some. She should probably call Jervis, she thought. She figured he may not call after the way she acted last night and that he was only as nice as he was because he was drunk. She should apologize.

She checked her phone for Jervis’ number (she had it since his phone called hers) and called it.

"Hello, Jervis? It’s Miriam."

A low groan could be heard front the other end of the phone. Clearly the Hatter was in just as a sorry state as she was.

"M-Miriam?" He asked, feeling his head pounding as he spoke.

"Yes. It’s the woman from last night. Hungover, I take it? Drink plenty of water. Maybe take an aspirin. Listen, I wanted to apologize for last night. I don’t normally act like that. I was thinking maybe we could go somewhere, not drinking, and get to know each other better after the hangovers go away."

July 23, 2014 @ 8:36 PM 10 notes

Captured

Miriam had been minding her own business when the goons busted through her door.

What is it with people breaking down my door? Miriam thought. Can’t they just knock?

She didn’t have much time to think about this as the goons informed her to go with them.

Now Miriam wasn’t one to go without a fight. In fact, she put up quite a fight. But once it became known that they had guns, she settled down. She was outnumbered and outgunned. She went with them, but not quietly.

They eventually brought her to the big man himself.

Penguin!" She snarled.

July 23, 2014 @ 5:08 PM

Hangover

Oog, what a headache. Miriam woke up from the bed she’d flopped onto last night with a thoroughly unpleasant hangover. She dragged herself out of bed, took some aspirin, and drank some water. She didn’t have anywhere to be today, so she didn’t bother getting ready for the day. Instead she tried to recover from the hangover.

Time passed and the symptoms were beginning to lessen some. She should probably call Jervis, she thought. She figured he may not call after the way she acted last night and that he was only as nice as he was because he was drunk. She should apologize.

She checked her phone for Jervis’ number (she had it since his phone called hers) and called it.

"Hello, Jervis? It’s Miriam."

July 23, 2014 @ 3:59 PM 10 notes

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Miriam made her way home from the Grin and Bare It after having a little too much to drink. Alright, a lot too much to drink. She was clearly inebriated with her flushed cheeks and swaying movements. Even in this state, she could recognize the Mad Hatter when she saw him, even from behind. The alcohol gave her a grand idea and she reached out for the man's top hat, swiping it off his head. "Yoink!" She put it on with a giggle and a snort.

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"H-Hey!" Jervis squeaked, standing up from his seat and trying to retrieve his hat. "Give it back!"

Jervis nodded and pulled out his phone from his jacket pocket and handed to her.

It took some time and squinting to make the numbers stop doubling themselves, but Miriam eventually got her number into his phone. She used his phone to call herself to make sure it worked. After her phone rang, she answered, then hung up. She hung up Jervis’ phone as well and handed it back to him.

"Here. Talk to ya laterr. Don’ ferget to call me."

Jervis nodded and placed his phone back in his pocket. He then held his arms out and went close to hug her goodnight.

"Aw~" Miriam hugged him and gave a squeeze before letting him go.

" ‘night, cutie~"

July 22, 2014 @ 10:13 PM 93 notes

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Miriam made her way home from the Grin and Bare It after having a little too much to drink. Alright, a lot too much to drink. She was clearly inebriated with her flushed cheeks and swaying movements. Even in this state, she could recognize the Mad Hatter when she saw him, even from behind. The alcohol gave her a grand idea and she reached out for the man's top hat, swiping it off his head. "Yoink!" She put it on with a giggle and a snort.

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"H-Hey!" Jervis squeaked, standing up from his seat and trying to retrieve his hat. "Give it back!"

"I-I don’t remember my number!" Jervis gasped.

"It’ss okay. I’ll give you mine." She paused for a moment. "I can’t remember mine eitherr. It’ss okay though. It sayss the number in my phone."

She dug around in her purse and pulled out her phone.

"Now juss gimme yer phone an’ I’ll put the number in."

Jervis nodded and pulled out his phone from his jacket pocket and handed to her.

It took some time and squinting to make the numbers stop doubling themselves, but Miriam eventually got her number into his phone. She used his phone to call herself to make sure it worked. After her phone rang, she answered, then hung up. She hung up Jervis’ phone as well and handed it back to him.

"Here. Talk to ya laterr. Don’ ferget to call me."

July 22, 2014 @ 7:14 PM 93 notes

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Miriam made her way home from the Grin and Bare It after having a little too much to drink. Alright, a lot too much to drink. She was clearly inebriated with her flushed cheeks and swaying movements. Even in this state, she could recognize the Mad Hatter when she saw him, even from behind. The alcohol gave her a grand idea and she reached out for the man's top hat, swiping it off his head. "Yoink!" She put it on with a giggle and a snort.

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"H-Hey!" Jervis squeaked, standing up from his seat and trying to retrieve his hat. "Give it back!"

"Shur… uh…" Jervis suddenly frowned and looked down.

"What’sa matter?" She cocked her head at him.

"I-I don’t remember my number!" Jervis gasped.

"It’ss okay. I’ll give you mine." She paused for a moment. "I can’t remember mine eitherr. It’ss okay though. It sayss the number in my phone."

She dug around in her purse and pulled out her phone.

"Now juss gimme yer phone an’ I’ll put the number in."

July 22, 2014 @ 4:52 PM 93 notes

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Miriam made her way home from the Grin and Bare It after having a little too much to drink. Alright, a lot too much to drink. She was clearly inebriated with her flushed cheeks and swaying movements. Even in this state, she could recognize the Mad Hatter when she saw him, even from behind. The alcohol gave her a grand idea and she reached out for the man's top hat, swiping it off his head. "Yoink!" She put it on with a giggle and a snort.

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"H-Hey!" Jervis squeaked, standing up from his seat and trying to retrieve his hat. "Give it back!"

"Look who’s talkin’" Jervis laughed.

Miriam chuckled. “Yer right. We should prob’ly jus’ go home. We’d prob’ly get kicked outta placces fer being drunk anyway. But, hey. How ‘bout we get each other’s numberss an’ do this again sometime?”

"Shur… uh…" Jervis suddenly frowned and looked down.

"What’sa matter?" She cocked her head at him.

July 22, 2014 @ 2:49 PM 93 notes

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Miriam made her way home from the Grin and Bare It after having a little too much to drink. Alright, a lot too much to drink. She was clearly inebriated with her flushed cheeks and swaying movements. Even in this state, she could recognize the Mad Hatter when she saw him, even from behind. The alcohol gave her a grand idea and she reached out for the man's top hat, swiping it off his head. "Yoink!" She put it on with a giggle and a snort.

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"H-Hey!" Jervis squeaked, standing up from his seat and trying to retrieve his hat. "Give it back!"

"Jervis Tetch." Jervis said, attempting to take her hand but continually missing.

Miriam snickered. “Yer fucking hammered.” She wheezed, grabbing his hand and giving it a shake.

"Look who’s talkin’" Jervis laughed.

Miriam chuckled. “Yer right. We should prob’ly jus’ go home. We’d prob’ly get kicked outta placces fer being drunk anyway. But, hey. How ‘bout we get each other’s numberss an’ do this again sometime?”

July 21, 2014 @ 8:46 PM 93 notes

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Miriam made her way home from the Grin and Bare It after having a little too much to drink. Alright, a lot too much to drink. She was clearly inebriated with her flushed cheeks and swaying movements. Even in this state, she could recognize the Mad Hatter when she saw him, even from behind. The alcohol gave her a grand idea and she reached out for the man's top hat, swiping it off his head. "Yoink!" She put it on with a giggle and a snort.

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"H-Hey!" Jervis squeaked, standing up from his seat and trying to retrieve his hat. "Give it back!"

"What’s yer name then red?" Jervis asked with a giggle.

Miriam managed to reduce her laughter into snickers.

"Miriam."

She cleared her throat and attempted to act sober. She held her hand out to shake.

"I’m Miriam. Miriam Abberley."

"Jervis Tetch." Jervis said, attempting to take her hand but continually missing.

Miriam snickered. “Yer fucking hammered.” She wheezed, grabbing his hand and giving it a shake.

July 21, 2014 @ 8:34 PM 93 notes

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Miriam made her way home from the Grin and Bare It after having a little too much to drink. Alright, a lot too much to drink. She was clearly inebriated with her flushed cheeks and swaying movements. Even in this state, she could recognize the Mad Hatter when she saw him, even from behind. The alcohol gave her a grand idea and she reached out for the man's top hat, swiping it off his head. "Yoink!" She put it on with a giggle and a snort.

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"H-Hey!" Jervis squeaked, standing up from his seat and trying to retrieve his hat. "Give it back!"

"Yea," Jervis said with a nod, "No make outs."

"Yeah. I don’ think you wanna make out with someone when you don’ even know their name."

Miriam’s eyes widened in realization.

"We’ve been out here all thiss time an’ you don’ even know my name!"

She hunched over laughing.

"What’s yer name then red?" Jervis asked with a giggle.

Miriam managed to reduce her laughter into snickers.

"Miriam."

She cleared her throat and attempted to act sober. She held her hand out to shake.

"I’m Miriam. Miriam Abberley."

July 21, 2014 @ 7:15 PM 93 notes

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Miriam made her way home from the Grin and Bare It after having a little too much to drink. Alright, a lot too much to drink. She was clearly inebriated with her flushed cheeks and swaying movements. Even in this state, she could recognize the Mad Hatter when she saw him, even from behind. The alcohol gave her a grand idea and she reached out for the man's top hat, swiping it off his head. "Yoink!" She put it on with a giggle and a snort.

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"H-Hey!" Jervis squeaked, standing up from his seat and trying to retrieve his hat. "Give it back!"

"Won’t I look silleh?"

"Prob’ly. Yeah. I don’ think yer the type fer earrings. The only thing left iss to make out and I don’ think you wanna do that."

"Yea," Jervis said with a nod, "No make outs."

"Yeah. I don’ think you wanna make out with someone when you don’ even know their name."

Miriam’s eyes widened in realization.

"We’ve been out here all thiss time an’ you don’ even know my name!"

She hunched over laughing.

July 21, 2014 @ 6:59 PM 93 notes